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Flat Earthers’ latest viral conspiracy theory claims AUSTRALIA isn’t REAL

Written by Logical Men

If you thought The Flat-earth Theory was the stupidest thing the ‘Flat-earthers’ could believe in – I feel really sorry to inform you that you are wrong, because they took it to a whole new level.

‘Australia doesn’t exist.’ Yes, you read it right. This is the position that is being adopted by the conspiracy theorists that believe in the ‘flat-earth conspiracy.’ If you think this sounds insane wait till you get to know about how they deny the existence of an entire continent.

The ‘Flat-earthers’ are adopting this new conspiracy theory after a post went viral on Facebook – a rant that seems so absurd even for such people who believe the earth is flat.

This new bizarre hypothesis resurfaced at recent Flat-earth society in Birmingham, UK. There were more than 200 people in attendance who claimed to be ‘Flat-earthers.’

However, this theory of denial of Australian existence is not new per se; the original post was made by Shelly Floryd, which went viral on Reddit back in early 2017.

It has been a point of discussion between the conspiracy theorist for the past whole year.

‘Australia is not real,’ the rant begins.

‘It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again.’

‘It’s a cover-up for one of the greatest mass murders in history.’

She goes on to declare that ‘All things you call ‘proof’ are actually well fabricated lies… made by the leading governments of the world’; that ‘Your Australian friends [are] all actors and computer generated personas.’

Moreover, she states that ‘If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong.’

He alleges the airplane pilots are all in on the hoax, and that travelers to Australia have in fact only been flown to other islands or ‘parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.’

The Australian way of life – which Floryd summarizes as ‘swear words and actions based on MDMA, alcoholism and bad decisions’ – is little more than a distraction.

‘Make sure to spread the world,’ she concludes. ‘Australia is not real.’

‘It’s a code word for the cold-blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay.’

‘We will not, accept this.’

This theory has been getting popular among the flat-earthers by the day. These guys are pure geniuses (sarcasm), 24 million paid actors who call themselves Australians are in on the joke.

Read: Flat Earther launches himself in space to prove flatness of EARTH

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4 Comments

  • Who wrote this?…..A 13 year old?
    Pathetic.
    Trying to discredit flatearthers.
    We do NOT believe that Australia doesn’t exist so why say it?
    The earth is flat and no amount of ridicule from idiots like you will change that fact.

  • well as I’m an Australian l sure would like to know where have l been living for the past 53 years and how come it takes me to fly for more than a day in order to get out of my own, very large, country..??

  • I KNOW Australia is real! I’ve seen their documentaries about that Max fellow who fights off hoons in their cobbled-together murder machines that everyone drives there, and the Thunderdome system of justice is something that America needs! (I think Max might’ve had some work done before the last documentary, cause he looked way different.)

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