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Dan Bilzerian struggles caught on beach struggling to get jetski back in water

Leaving a yacht and then going to meet a bunch of people on the beach using a ski is pure fun. Riding on the water has its own perks and enjoyment. Yachts are a luxurious fun tool which cost a fortune to purchase, yet our very own Dan Bilzerian owns yachts and other fun toys. He uses these yachts to party in the deep sea along with some girls.

Recently Dan was caught trying to move his ski back into the water off the beach. Apparently, ski was stuck in the sand and Dan with all his muscles wasn’t able to move much of the ski. I guess a normal person without muscles wouldn’t have done any better than Dan.

The guy who posted this video of Dan’s struggle on Instagram told a story in the description. The story might be fake but the video of struggle is quite classy. A lot of people think that Dan doesn’t like to work on his own but this video actually tells us something opposite.

The guy who posted this video on Instagram told the whole story which led to this situation.

@versace_tamagotchi posting this just so u know not every day me and my best bud @danbilzerian have together is perfect. we took dan’s jetski out this morning to do what we call a “Malibu Fishing Trip”- its where we launch Dan’s jetski in malibu then ride all the way down to the dockside Hooters near the port of long beach. Once we get to hooters, Dan does a ton of donuts and flexes until a bunch of the waitresses run out and try swimming towards Dan lmao! then Dan calls a couple Uber XL’s to take the hooters waitresses back to his place and we try to race the Ubers back to malibu hahaha. Once we get to dan’s crib you know whats going down, yes you know what it might be…. but anyhow, we got to malibu and Dan started having some trouble launching the jetski, total bummer. I tried to help but he got super agitated. He’s been taking alex jones’ supplements and I think they’ve been making him a little on edge. He told me basically to go wait up here at Nobu until he gets it launched so here I am sucking down a couple mai tai’s feeling a little dejected tbh. just posting this for anyone who thinks dan never struggles- I know it all looks like fun and games but Dan had to overcome tons of obstacles just like this to get to where he is. hopefully he gets it in the water soon so we can do some ‘fishing’

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