Florida weather teaches commitment issues. You pack sunglasses, flip-flops, a raincoat, and maybe snow boots—just in case. Planning a picnic? Prepare for UV rays, flying lizards, and possibly a thunderstorm. It’s like the weather rolls dice every morning: “Today, let’s make it hot AND flood the backyard.” You just learn to adapt—or complain professionally.
Let’s not forget the lightning. Florida is the lightning capital, which makes every afternoon walk a thrilling game of dodge the bolt. And the thunder? That’s not sound—it’s Mother Nature’s drum solo. Yet somehow, people still jog through it like it’s motivational. “It’s just weather,” they say. Yes, and I’m just mildly electrocuted.
