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Drive Your Car, Like You Stole It and Come out Innocent with Cops

Written by Awais Ahmad

Officer, it’s not what it looks like! I did not steal this car; that’s my key! Why are you getting out your Taser?!

Just for fun, I wanted to see if I could make a screwdriver into a car key. What fun it would be to impersonate the look of a stolen car with a screwdriver jammed into the ignition! And maybe I could empty my glove box all over the seat so it looks like I was scrounging for spare change and prescription drugs too!

Here’s how you make your own.

Hit the thrift store or a nearby garage sale and get a beat up old screwdriver with a shaft about the same thickness as the width of your car key. Don’t get a new screwdriver; you want one with some character, one that looks like it might have stabbed someone. Cut the shaft down to about an inch long.screwdriver_key_01

Cut a slot 1/4″ – 3/8″ deep in the end of the shaft. This is not a precision job.screwdriver_key_02

Round the end on a grinder or with a file. This will give a nice, smooth transition between the key and the screwdriver shaft.screwdriver_key_04


Take your car key out to the car, put it in the ignition, and mark how far in it needs to go to start the car. Add the depth of the slot you cut in the shaft to that mark, then cut. Oh, and use a spare key for this. Not your one-and-only original.screwdriver_key_03

The key needs to fit into the slot you cut in the screwdriver, so unless you gut a lucky match between your key and your kerf you can either widen the slot or narrow the key. I chose the latter and thinned it on a belt sander. Don’t take off to much because you want the key to fit tightly.screwdriver_key_06

Put some flux on it the key, then tap it into the slot on the screwdriver shaft. Be sure that everything is lined up. With a torch, silver solder the key to the screwdriver.screwdriver_key_07

With a file or grinder, taper the edges of the key to meet the screwdriver shaft. Smooth it with some sandpaper and clean it with a wire wheel in a Dremel.screwdriver_key_finished

All done! Now cruise around like the grand theft auto thug you are!

NOTE:  Having this much weight and leverage hanging out of your ignition is not going to be good for it. One bump and your tumblers are toast. It also won’t work if you’ve got a modern car with a chip in the key. Consider yourself warned.

[Source: hahabird]

About the author

Awais Ahmad

Engineer in Mechatronics. Bodybuilder and a Writer. I enjoy writing and i will love it if you rate my work and comment about it.

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